Cheesiest question ever, right?
Unless you give it more than a moment’s thought. Because I could live without my cat, and I while I would hate to give up my best friend, I think I’d rather take someone with me that could help me get off the island or sustain life there. I need to stop reading The Road.
This bad boy right here, assuming that’s root beer in that cup and I’m allowed to steal bites from the slices of pizza in the background.